
Self-portrait
Dear readers,
I, John Cottonpicker, am pleased to bring a small amount (but, hopefully, a good mix) of serious study and scintillating satire to a readership that can distinguish between the two in these illiterate times. In this introductory post, I should like to point out a disturbing fact about the very site you are viewing. Be warned; truly horrific goings on indeed lie in wait ahead. Read at your own risk.
As I prepared to type (as the electronic word has replaced the written one) this prolegomena, I sought to nail down my preferences. One of these, tucked away in the bowels of links concerning settings, subsettings, and subsubsandwiches, was the option of deciding which day started the week. Lo and behold, the default day to start the week was Monday! God forbid this sort of gratuitous anthropocentrism that has run rampant in our society.
Therefore, pray diligently for WordPress and its staff, designers, etc., as they have (I hope inadvertently) promulgated the worst of modernism’s Sabbath-denying antinomianism. With kindest personal regards, I remain
Sincerely,
John Cottonpicker